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Maybe You've Had Too Much Coffee When...

- You chew on other people's fingernails.

- You can type sixty words per minute... with your feet.

- You short out motion detectors.

- Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.

- You help your dog chase its tail.

- All your kids are named "Joe".

- You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar."

- You get drunk just so you can sober up.

- You pour coffee on a choking victim because CPR stands for "Coffee Provides Resuscitation."

- You can jump-start your car without cables.

- You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.

- You ski uphill.

- You walk ten miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.

- You channel surf faster without a remote.

- You're so wired, your ears pick up AM radio.

- You can outlast the Energizer bunny.

- Your doctor tells you, your blood type is COFFEE.

- The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.

- You answer the door before people knock.

- Your morning cup of Coffee is so strong it wakes up the neighbors!

- You look at energy drinks and laugh really, really loud!

- You think on the eighth day God created coffee.

 

 

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